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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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*** Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly.
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*** Any product cut to length will be too short.
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*** The genius of Man in our time has gone into jet-propulsion, atom-splitting, penicillin-curing, etc. There is none over for works of imagination; of spiritual insight or mystical enlightenment. I asked for bread and was given a tranquilliser.
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*** There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
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*** In comparison with the industrial age, the information era is at the steam engine stage. By the time information systems reach jet-plane status, we will focus on utility over fads, triple our productivity, use our computers as naturally and easily as we now use our cars...
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*** In the modern techno-industrial culture, it is possible to proceed from infancy into senility without ever knowing manhood.
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